?

Log in

No account? Create an account
Ultraforge Online Magazine
The Journal About Everything and Nothing
6/6/06: National Emo Kid Beatdown Day 
4th-Jun-2006 04:35 pm
Do you know what day Tuesday is? Take a look at this:

Image Hosted by ImageShack.us



Now, I'm not a big fan of the Emo thing. To be honest, I think it sucks:

"Oh, I'm so depressed even though I live in the suburbs and have a comfortable lifestyle! Woe is me! I'm going to grow my hair like a girl and cut myself to prove I'm hardcore!"

You emo kids want something to be really depressed about? Go live in some dirty overcrowded Third World shithole where you have to step around puddles of piss because they don't have a waste management system.

But still, beating the fuck out of someone because they have a stupid haircut and mope around all the time sounds facist to me. No, I'm not going to beat up any emo kids unless one of them swings on me first...which is an unlikely scenario in the first place because emo kids usually aren't that motivated to expend physical energy.

If you don't like Emo, there's a far more productive way to deal with it than thuggish violence: Simply show them the ugly truth of what it is they're doing. Make them think, for fuck's sake. After all, a beatdown would just give them one more reason to be emo and give them more "rebel chic". That's just the way they roll.
Beat Down!
Comments 
4th-Jun-2006 10:43 pm (UTC)
hahahahahahahaha!

what could be a better way to top off a day of beating up whiny kids? i say after we beat them down we need to check out the theaters and watch that movie about the devil boy. oh, and on the plus side, head automatica's new album comes out on tuesday. woo!
5th-Jun-2006 02:35 am (UTC)
Beating up whiny kids just because they have awful haircuts isn't a very Christian thing to do, Hayley.

But I still want to see the Omen remake. I love scary stories.
5th-Jun-2006 06:27 pm (UTC)
i would have beaten them up because they're whiny and obnoxious, not because of their hair. but you're right, so off to shrift i go. 5 hail mary prayers, once around the rosary, i should be fine.

sorry, i just took a knock at catholics there.
5th-Jun-2006 07:22 am (UTC)
I'm all too familiar with this :D
5th-Jun-2006 07:28 am (UTC)
I could write a whole doctrine on the emos. They are lost beyond lost, and though the Gen Xers lived through their share of trends, they couldn't have experienced trends nearly as annoying as this one.
5th-Jun-2006 05:31 pm (UTC)
Its just the pendulum of fashion swinging. We're back to a late 70's Bowie-esque androgyny thing. In five years more years we can probably expect a return to 80's style big hair for girls and preppy for guys.
This page was loaded Aug 20th 2017, 5:39 am GMT.